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see below listings for "What Is Art?" gallery work prices
*note:purchases are unconventional. please e-mail email@example.com
Dimensions in Print : 16"x20"
1st and only editions each.
each sold separately.
"John Logan", 2018
$ pay off all the artists' student loans
alternative price: $ waive artists' May 2018 medical bill and render a sincere apology from the Cayuga Medical Center in Ithaca, NY
alternative price: $ job as Leonardo DiCaprio's coffee-getter for my sister
alternative price: $ none of your business
"Absolute Truth (white)", 2018
alternative price: $ World Peace
other price: $ stop spending millions of dollars on stupid shit like fake art documentaries and fix the real world problems- with additional apology for the sincere investment and interest in a "fake-newesque" lie.
"Absolute Truth (black)", 2018
alternative price: $ friendships with Damien Hirst, Tracey Emin, Antony Gormley, Janet Cardiff & George Bures Miller, Richard Serra, and/or Banksy
**prices subject to change. do you have a better idea or offer or suggestion? ask! or email your own proposal to firstname.lastname@example.org
OTHER WORKS FOR SALE
"Evolove", formerly known as "Goodbye Cruel World," 2018
$ A Date* With Seth MacFarlane
*all expenses paid date