WELCOME!

TO THE VENETIAN HOLIDAY SHOW ROOM

see below listings for What Is Art? gallery work prices

*note:purchases are unconventional. please e-mail venetiancarmensandiego@yahoo.com 

Dimensions in Print : 16x20 

1st and only editions each.

each sold separately.

"John Logan", 2018

$110.7M

"Moltres", 2018

$ pay off all the artists' student loans

"Zapdos", 2018

$ 2,120.03

alternative price: $ waive artists' May 2018 medical bill and render a sincere apology from the Cayuga Medical Center in Ithaca, NY

"DiCaprio", 2018

$ Self-reliance

alternative price: $ job as Leonardo DiCaprio's coffee-getter for my sister

"Articuno", 2018

$ Enlightenment

alternative price: $ none of your business

"Untitled", 2018

$ NFS

"Absolute Truth (white)", 2018

 £111M

alternative price: $ World Peace

other price: $ stop spending millions of dollars on stupid shit like fake art documentaries and fix the real world problems- with additional apology for the sincere investment and interest in a "fake-newesque" lie.

"Absolute Truth (black)", 2018

£ 111M

alternative price: $ friendships with Damien Hirst, Tracey Emin, Antony Gormley, Janet Cardiff & George Bures Miller, Richard Serra, and/or Banksy

**prices subject to change. do you have a better idea or offer or suggestion? ask! or email your own proposal to venetiancarmensandiego@yahoo.com 

OTHER WORKS FOR SALE

"Evolove", formerly known as "Goodbye Cruel World," 2018

$ A Date*  With Seth MacFarlane

*all expenses paid date 

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